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Monday, May 23, 2011

LOVE MAKING TECHENIQUES - Part 3


13.       SHOWERGASM
Women have been pleasuring themselves this way for years. Now it's your turn.

Here's What You Need: One hand-held shower massager.

Here's How You Do It: Get your woman naked. You, too. Adjust the water to a comfortable temperature and activate the shower massager. Slowly run the water over your woman's legs, thighs and stomach. With your free hand, gently stroke and caress the inner thighs and bikini line. Place the first and second fingers of your free hand on each side of her vagina. Gently push the skin up and out, exposing the clitoris. Point the jets of water at the clitoris, making sure that the stream is not too hot or forceful. Do not hold the massager too close to your woman. Start from as far back as you can, slowly moving closer (your woman can tell you if any adjustments need to be made). Continue until you induce a powerful and satisfying orgasm.

14.       CHINESE FIELD GOAL
The next time you order Chinese take-out, ask for the free pair of chopsticks and give this technique a try. It lets your woman feel your tongue in areas that you normally could not reach.

Here's What You Need: One pair of chopsticks.

Here's How You Do It: Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart. Whip out the chopsticks. If they're made of wood, make certain there are no splinters (it's amazing how one, loan splinter can ruin your entire evening). Place each chopstick along the outer edge of your woman's vaginal lips. Use your thumb and fingers to gently roll each fold of skin around the chopstick. You need to do this before her vagina gets too moist; otherwise, her skin will not want to remain rolled up around the chopsticks. The chopsticks will now resemble goal posts. Your tongue is going to be the football. To kick a field goal, you must place the football between the goal posts and indulge in some serious oral pleasuring. When your woman has achieved a terrific orgasm, give yourself three points.

15.       BABY ELEPHANT TRUNKS
This technique feels so good that there's actually two versions of it. Thanks to our dedicated research team, we're happy to provide you with both.

Here's What You Need: One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It: Version One: Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart. Apply a little lubricant to the backs of both of your hands, including your wrists and fingertips. Extend one of your hands, palm down. Curl your fingers inward halfway to the palm. Place the wrist of that hand against the bottom portion of your woman's vagina. Using smooth strokes, glide your entire hand, including your fingers, up and over her vagina and clitoris. Immediately repeat using the other hand, performing the exact same motion. It kind of looks like you're painting a fence; except you're never stroking down -- always up. Version Two: Have your woman get on all fours and perform the same technique from behind her (this reverses the motion).

  SELTZER-GASM
This is a fun way to let your woman experience something she never has before: thousands of tiny bubbles swirling around her most sensitive area. Be sure to use the "Gold" variety of the world's most popular tablet. It's had the medicinal ingredients removed.

Here's What You Need: One glass of water. One effervescent bicarbonate tablet without aspirin.

Here's How You Do It: Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent and legs slightly apart. Break the tablet into four quarters. Place the rounded edge of one quarter tablet between the top-most portion of your woman's vaginal lips. Insert only enough of the tablet to hold it in place. Take a small sip of water and keep it in your mouth. Press your lips against the portion of her vagina holding the tablet and open them so that a small stream of water trickles out. This should activate the tablet and release bubbles around her vagina. Get into some serious oral pleasuring. When necessary, take another sip of water. If needed, replace the tablet with a fresh piece. Continue until your woman says, "Oh, what a relief it is."

17.       THE INDIAN ROCKING HORSE
Here's a great position that allows for extra-deep penetration.

Here's What You Need: Just the two of you.

Here's How You Do It: Get your woman naked. You, too. Enter your woman in the standard missionary position. Now, both of you sit up while you're still joined together. Have her put her arms around your neck. Put both of your arms between her legs, positioning your elbows under her knees. Lift up and rest her calves or ankles on your shoulders. Clasp your hands behind her back and rock your body back and forth. Don't worry about about thrusting in and out; let the rocking motion do all of the work.

18.       THE VENUS BUTTERFLY
Here's another classic technique that's become legendary. It all started with an episode of the 80's TV series "L.A. Law." They referred to it several times, but never even hinted as to how it was actually done. That show generated more mail than any other episode. Everybody was asking, "How do you do The Venus Butterfly?" Now, you'll finally know.

Here's What You Need: One bottle of water-based lubricant.

Here's How You Do It: Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back, her knees bent and legs slightly apart. Apply a little lubricant to your hands. Put your hands together, as if you were saying a prayer. Bend each of your ring fingers down. The tip of your left ring finger should be touching the knuckle of your right ring finger; the tip of your right ring finger should be touching the knuckle of your left ring finger. All of your other fingers should remain extended. Now comes the "ladies choice" part of this technique. In the classic Venus Butterfly, your extended pinkies would be inserted into your woman's anus. Many women prefer that, instead, you simply fold your pinkies over like your ring fingers (it's totally a matter of personal preference). Next, insert your middle fingers into her vagina. Your index fingers should be placed on both sides of your woman's clitoris. Keeping your fingers together, open your palms so that your thumbs are about three inches apart. Begin to rub your fingers back and forth, as if you were trying to warm them. When you do this, your hands will resemble a butterfly flapping its wings.

1 comment:

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